Riddles for Riders
(posted for the A to Z Challenge)
R is for Riddles.
Just for fun, let’s try some horse riddles for R-Day.
Q: What has four frogs but doesn't croak?
A: A horse, of course!
A: A horse, of course!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To visit his neighbors.
Q: Why did the horse step behind the tree?
A: To change his jockeys.
Q: What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bucking horse?
A: The ground.
A: The ground.
Q: If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
A: The Lone Ranger
A: The Lone Ranger
Q: What has four legs and flies?
A: A pastured horse in the summertime.
Q: What smells good and rides a white horse?
A: The Cologne Ranger.
A: The Cologne Ranger.
Q: How does a horse dig a hole?
A: Bit by bit.
A: Bit by bit.
Image:
Horse face by Looseaway
Public domain photo
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