J is for Just Jumpy.
Jumping horses may refuse a hurdle on the show course, but
volunteer to leap four feet up over a simple shadow on the ground.
Wanna teach a horse to jump? It’s simple. Just ride him near
a puddle, a muddy spot in the arena, a shadow, or a pile of you-know-what.
Oh, wait. You mean there’s a difference between jumping and
jumpiness?
Picky-picky!
The Mane Point is participating
again in the April A to Z blogging challenge, posting daily with alphabetical
entries.
For this year's A-Z event, a
month of posts will offer Turfy’s A-Z
Rules of Horsemanship, with all due apologies to the original Murphy of Murphy's Law, which basically said,
"If anything can go wrong, it probably will."
Horse lovers may have heard some
of these uncannily true, yet often ironic, statements in various forms in the
past. Or not.
Image/s:
Jumpy Horse
by Randolph Caldecott
1887
public domain artwork
Turfy’s A-Z Rules of Horsemanship
by Randolph Caldecott
1887
public domain artwork
Turfy’s A-Z Rules of Horsemanship
Adapted from public domain
clipart
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I used to go horseback riding every year during family reunions, but it has been years!
ReplyDeleteI was raised on a farm and loved riding. I haven't been in years!! That might be the only thing I miss about farm life though!! LOL
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