Riddles for Riders
(posted for the A to Z Challenge)
R is for Riddles.
Just for fun, let’s try some horse riddles for R-Day.
See how many you haven't heard yet. Try 'em out on your trainer. Nah, don't. He or she might take away your stirrups for it.
See how many you haven't heard yet. Try 'em out on your trainer. Nah, don't. He or she might take away your stirrups for it.
Q: What has four frogs but doesn't croak?
A: A horse, of course!
A: A horse, of course!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To visit his neighbors.
Q: Why did the horse step behind the tree?
A: To change his jockeys.
Q: What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bucking horse?
A: The ground.
A: The ground.
Q: If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
A: The Lone Ranger
A: The Lone Ranger
Q: What has four legs and flies?
A: A pastured horse in the summertime.
Q: What smells good and rides a white horse?
A: The Cologne Ranger.
A: The Cologne Ranger.
Q: How does a horse dig a hole?
A: Bit by bit.
A: Bit by bit.
Image:
Horse face by Looseaway
Public domain photo
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